Half a pound of tupenny rice
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The weekend before last, I was seized with a sudden whim to have treacle pudding[*] to follow Sunday dinner. Although I'm sure I've been involved in pudding-making with the mother, I think I mostly did the fancy string-and-greaseproof-paper part at the end rather than actual cooking, so didn't have a favourite recipe.
The BBC is usually a good bet, so I took this recipe as a starting point. The executive summary is: put treacle in pudding bowl, top with 4/4/8 sponge mixture, do the fancy string-and-greaseproof-paper part (instructions in recipe), and steam for a couple of hours. Sorted.
Fortunately I realised (at the last moment) that I don't actually own a pudding bowl large enough to make a pudding for four persons. I have a 1-pint pudding bowl - I have two, in fact - but that would make a bijou puddingette for two.
I set off round the cookshops and fleshpots of Ealing. Several places would sell me a 2-pint pudding bowl... but all were the wrong shape. Shallow and wide, instead of tall and tapered. That's not what you want for a pudding - not only would the pudding be squat, I wasn't even sure whether a shallow layer of treacle would be properly absorbed.
Here, as an illustrative wossname, is a picture of the two 1-pint pudding bowls I own. Left, correct shape for pudding. Right, morally invalid shape useful only for mixing small quantities of things.

Eventually, I ran a correctly-shaped bowl to earth. It was cheap, and only had one obvious flaw: it was made of plastic, not ceramic. Would it work? The label said it was boilable (and freezable, and dishwasherable, and just about bombproof). I asked the man in the shop, and he asked another man in the shop, and he went and asked a third person.
Yes, it would work. And I could use the clip-on plastic lid, instead of the fancy string-and-greaseproof-paper arrangement. Slightly uneasy, I walked home and phoned the mother (who uses a stripey blue ceramic bowl, string and greaseproof). Yes, she said, you can use a plastic bowl with a clip-on lid. It'll be fine. I started to tell her about my bowl-shopping woe, but she chimed in with "but they're all the wrong shape these days".
I followed the BBC recipe, although I struggled a bit with the four tablespoons of treacle. A tablespoon is a stupid measure for treacle, as you can pretty much make as much or as little as you like stick to the spoon. Everyone should measure treacle by weight. Anyway, at three tablespoons I decided it was already getting silly and stopped. Other than that I followed the recipe to the letter. Incidentally, can anyone else sieve self-raising without covering the entire kitchen in a thin white skim of flour? Is it just me?
The sponge went in on top of the treacle, the lid went on... and panic. As well as modern bowls being shallow, modern pans are shallow. Did I have a pan tall enough to wear its lid after I'd put in the obligatory upturned saucer and the pudding bowl? Answer: yes. Just. But only because the pan lid is slightly curved. And the whole thing simmered away while the Sunday roast happened.
A note for the unwary: the saucer sort of stabilises the bowl, and makes sure it doesn't bob around or tip over due to over-enthusiastic boiling (or burn onto the bottom of the pan). Make sure you remove the pan from the heat a while before you extract the pudding, or be prepared for a build-up of steam to be disgorged shortly after you remove the weight of the bowl, causing a tidal wave of boiling water across the kitchen. Of course, I remembered this and totally did not end up leaping round the kitchen clutching one hand and trying not to yell anything that might offend ChrisC's parents.
Getting it out of the bowl is about as easy as you'd expect wrangling a boiling-hot bowl full of boiling-hot treacle to be. ChrisC's mum commented on the plastic bowl, and when I started to tell her the story said "oh, they're all the wrong shape these days". Does anyone actually know if it's possible to make a decent pudding in one of these new-fangled shallow bowls?
Anyway, the pudding was a treacley triumph, and went down very well. With, of course, lashings of custard.

So, treacle pudding: time-consuming, but easier than you think. Especially if you buy a plastic bowl with a lid.
Next stop: crystallized ginger pudding.
[*] Just to make sure we're all on the same page: a treacle pudding is a steamed sponge pudding made with golden syrup. If you're reading in America, then my understanding is that there's no direct equivalent of golden syrup. Recipes I've found direct you to mix two parts corn syrup two one part molasses, but most of them also recommend you scour your local shops for the proper stuff first.
The BBC is usually a good bet, so I took this recipe as a starting point. The executive summary is: put treacle in pudding bowl, top with 4/4/8 sponge mixture, do the fancy string-and-greaseproof-paper part (instructions in recipe), and steam for a couple of hours. Sorted.
Fortunately I realised (at the last moment) that I don't actually own a pudding bowl large enough to make a pudding for four persons. I have a 1-pint pudding bowl - I have two, in fact - but that would make a bijou puddingette for two.
I set off round the cookshops and fleshpots of Ealing. Several places would sell me a 2-pint pudding bowl... but all were the wrong shape. Shallow and wide, instead of tall and tapered. That's not what you want for a pudding - not only would the pudding be squat, I wasn't even sure whether a shallow layer of treacle would be properly absorbed.
Here, as an illustrative wossname, is a picture of the two 1-pint pudding bowls I own. Left, correct shape for pudding. Right, morally invalid shape useful only for mixing small quantities of things.

Eventually, I ran a correctly-shaped bowl to earth. It was cheap, and only had one obvious flaw: it was made of plastic, not ceramic. Would it work? The label said it was boilable (and freezable, and dishwasherable, and just about bombproof). I asked the man in the shop, and he asked another man in the shop, and he went and asked a third person.
Yes, it would work. And I could use the clip-on plastic lid, instead of the fancy string-and-greaseproof-paper arrangement. Slightly uneasy, I walked home and phoned the mother (who uses a stripey blue ceramic bowl, string and greaseproof). Yes, she said, you can use a plastic bowl with a clip-on lid. It'll be fine. I started to tell her about my bowl-shopping woe, but she chimed in with "but they're all the wrong shape these days".
I followed the BBC recipe, although I struggled a bit with the four tablespoons of treacle. A tablespoon is a stupid measure for treacle, as you can pretty much make as much or as little as you like stick to the spoon. Everyone should measure treacle by weight. Anyway, at three tablespoons I decided it was already getting silly and stopped. Other than that I followed the recipe to the letter. Incidentally, can anyone else sieve self-raising without covering the entire kitchen in a thin white skim of flour? Is it just me?
The sponge went in on top of the treacle, the lid went on... and panic. As well as modern bowls being shallow, modern pans are shallow. Did I have a pan tall enough to wear its lid after I'd put in the obligatory upturned saucer and the pudding bowl? Answer: yes. Just. But only because the pan lid is slightly curved. And the whole thing simmered away while the Sunday roast happened.
A note for the unwary: the saucer sort of stabilises the bowl, and makes sure it doesn't bob around or tip over due to over-enthusiastic boiling (or burn onto the bottom of the pan). Make sure you remove the pan from the heat a while before you extract the pudding, or be prepared for a build-up of steam to be disgorged shortly after you remove the weight of the bowl, causing a tidal wave of boiling water across the kitchen. Of course, I remembered this and totally did not end up leaping round the kitchen clutching one hand and trying not to yell anything that might offend ChrisC's parents.
Getting it out of the bowl is about as easy as you'd expect wrangling a boiling-hot bowl full of boiling-hot treacle to be. ChrisC's mum commented on the plastic bowl, and when I started to tell her the story said "oh, they're all the wrong shape these days". Does anyone actually know if it's possible to make a decent pudding in one of these new-fangled shallow bowls?
Anyway, the pudding was a treacley triumph, and went down very well. With, of course, lashings of custard.

So, treacle pudding: time-consuming, but easier than you think. Especially if you buy a plastic bowl with a lid.
Next stop: crystallized ginger pudding.
[*] Just to make sure we're all on the same page: a treacle pudding is a steamed sponge pudding made with golden syrup. If you're reading in America, then my understanding is that there's no direct equivalent of golden syrup. Recipes I've found direct you to mix two parts corn syrup two one part molasses, but most of them also recommend you scour your local shops for the proper stuff first.
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Date: 2015-01-21 01:15 pm (UTC)That looks lush though; my mum used to do steamed treacle pudding when I was a kid, but I haven't had it in years!
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Date: 2015-01-21 03:21 pm (UTC)Nope, no suet. I guess that would be more of a roly-poly?
Must trying making a proper steak and kidney pud sometime, though, and that would definitely call for suet.
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Date: 2015-01-21 01:38 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2015-01-21 03:19 pm (UTC)Little Christmas puddings come in plastic tubs and get microwaved. Big Christmas puddings come in the mother's stripey blue pudding bowl :)
Do the reusable large bowls have lids?
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Date: 2015-01-21 03:30 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2015-01-21 05:01 pm (UTC)You can't even get golden syrup in the Netherlands, though a truly staggering array of other syrups (some made from apple or pear as well as the sugar ones, plus some regional/state-specific variations) are available for putting on pancakes. When I wanted some specifically golden syrup for something, I had to go to the British shop in Amsterdam to get it.
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Date: 2015-01-22 09:39 am (UTC)I'd be interested to try puddings with different syrups. I guess the problem would be identifying candidates of suitable viscosity - golden syrup is pretty goopy compared to something like maple syrup.
Did you know "popping" is an old slang term for pawning something? I forget what a weasel was, some form of tool, I think.
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Date: 2015-01-22 11:20 am (UTC)Most of the Dutch ones are much more gloopy than maple syrup, so I wonder if that would be too far the other way, or whether the heat would make it liquid enough to still work? Appelstroop has something like the consistency of Marmite.
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Date: 2015-01-22 01:37 pm (UTC)Wikipedia claims my interpretation of the poppin' weasel is merely one of many unsubstantiated theories, so you're welcome to continue regarding it as nonsense :)
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Date: 2015-01-24 10:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-01-24 04:46 pm (UTC)Lakeland are pretty good. Actually, given how easy it is to use, I'm quite won over to the plastic basin :)