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Yesterday, walking round the lake at work, I saw an interesting sight. I tried to take a photo of it, but it was a long way away and I only had a camera phone.

Blurry photo of two large birds displaying their wings

I realise that is the sort of photo which tends to conclude "... and thus clearly the Loch Ness monster exists". I promise it looked better in real-o-vision. Two large, dark-coloured birds standing completely still with their wings spread.

We get herons on the lake, but these were the wrong colour to be herons. Possibly also the wrong shape, but at that distance it was a little hard to tell. Earlier in the walk we'd spotted what looked like a very weird brown duck crossing the water high speed on the far side of an island... it turned out to be the head of a small deer swimming from bank to bank. So species-identification was clearly not my strong point yesterday, but I estimated these birds might be cormorants.

M'colleague and I assumed that it must be some sort of mating display. Neither of us knows much about the mating habits of cormorants[*]. If they were cormorants.

Last night, in the pub, I asked my unexpectedly ornithologically-inclined friend if she knew whether cormorants stuck their wings out like that (and in my demonstration managed to knock an orchid off a window-sill). Yes, they do. Apparently cormorants are very poorly-designed water-birds. They do not have oiled feathers, so become waterlogged and have to hang their wings out to dry.

I found this sufficiently interesting that I tweeted it to m'colleague. Unfortunately, I managed to miss a character out of his username, and sent it instead to some unsuspecting chap called @talldave. Whom I do not know.

This has, unfortunately, given me a burning desire to tweet random pieces of trivia to total strangers. Don't worry, I won't.

Probably.

This morning, my train unexpectedly ground to a halt outside West Ealing for a very long time. Fortunately, it managed to stop such that I had a beautiful view of a little grabby-crane moving enormous, multicoloured piles of cables about. Which was more fun than you might think.

Huge numbers of cables, being piled up by a small crane

[*] did you see what I managed to avoid doing there?

Date: 2012-04-04 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ar-gemlad.livejournal.com
Aww - I thought it was a water-skiing skunk.

Date: 2012-04-04 11:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Hmm. Haven't seen any of those. Probably the lake isn't slopey enough for water ski-ing.

Date: 2012-04-04 11:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lanfykins.livejournal.com
This has, unfortunately, given me a burning desire to tweet random pieces of trivia to total strangers. Don't worry, I won't.

I wasn't worrying. As a not-total-stranger, I'm perfectly safe :D

Date: 2012-04-04 11:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
That's what you think...

Date: 2012-04-04 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sushidog.livejournal.com
Cormorants quite often stand upright with their wings spread, to dry them off!
Some wading birds use their wings as shade to make it easier to spot fish as well, but I don't know if any UK ones do, so I suspect they were cormorants drying off.

Date: 2012-04-04 11:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Yup, all evidence does seem to point to cormorants. I'm surprised; I've seen lots of cormorants close-to in parks in London, but never seen one standing like that before.

Date: 2012-04-04 11:24 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lnr
Oh standing like that is what immediately made me think cormorant!

Date: 2012-04-04 11:19 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] zotz
I've had a very good look at the local cormorants from Lambeth Bridge. I get the impression there are a fair number of them on the Thames.

Date: 2012-04-04 11:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
I've certainly seen a fair number on the Thames (though never doing that before).

I'm not totally sure how the waterways of Reading link up, but I believe our business park's (articial) lake is fed by a something which may ultimately join the Thames.

Date: 2012-04-04 11:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valkyriekaren.livejournal.com
What were you doing hanging about Lambeth Bridge, you suspicious person?

Date: 2012-04-04 12:13 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] zotz
Going somewhere from my sister's place, I think. I don't remember where.

Date: 2012-04-04 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edling.livejournal.com
Wot you did there: Came close to wondering how shags shag?

Date: 2012-04-04 11:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
I think you'll find I quite explicitly didn't do that!

(But yes, that is exactly what I didn't do ;)

Date: 2012-04-04 11:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edling.livejournal.com
I never said you did it, just came close :)

Date: 2012-04-04 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beckyl.livejournal.com
Nor did you make comment on the thieving nature of bears.

(Puns on the word forbear avoided because I couldn't get one not to sound awful, contrived, and I got hit by spelling uncertainty in the middle of it all. Make up your own, you'll be better at it than me anyway.)

Date: 2012-04-04 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Look, I was kind of impressed at seeing deer, herons and cormorants in Reading, and yet here you are demanding four bears as well!

(Also a kudo for the poem-spot.)

Date: 2012-04-04 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bateleur.livejournal.com
Hmm... it's pretty card to avoid a construction which ends up needing "forebore" instead, ruining the joke. :-(

Date: 2012-04-04 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Surely it doesn't ruin the joke, it just makes it more... piggy.

Date: 2012-04-05 01:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beckyl.livejournal.com
Yes, this was my problem. Tusk, tusk?

Although I am indeed impressed by the deer.

Date: 2012-04-04 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bateleur.livejournal.com
Aww, no fair, your server seems to be down right when I want to look at blurry photos of shags not shagging!

Date: 2012-04-04 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Where has my server gone!? Waaah!

Date: 2012-04-04 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Phew. I don't know where it was, but it's here again now.

All the bird non-porn I promised...

Date: 2012-04-04 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bateleur.livejournal.com
Aww, fantastic! Looks a bit like a skunk on a waterski!

Date: 2012-04-04 02:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exspelunca.livejournal.com
May I have a kudo for Birds, Bags, Bears and Buns by that well-known poet, Anon? And I'd vote for cormorants, too.

Date: 2012-04-04 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
I'm afraid you do not get a kudo, because [livejournal.com profile] beckyl has already been awarded today's kudo (following her remark about the thieving habits of bears).

Although I didn't know offhand who wrote the poem, I didn't know that it was good old Anon. I'd have guessed at AA Milne.

Date: 2012-04-04 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Hmm. T'internet claims it as the work of Christopher Isherwood (from his Poems Past and Present). Dunno if this is correct.

Date: 2012-04-04 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
A vexed topic, actually, it seems:

http://wonderingminstrels.blogspot.co.uk/2002/11/common-cormorant-christopher-isherwood.html

(Various claims on that blog, before the end of the comments descends into weird remarks from people with names like "Penis Enlargement" and "Generic Viagra".)

Date: 2012-04-05 07:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] undyingking.livejournal.com
Seems a bit cheeky for Isherwood to publish it in his own anthology if it really was anon.

Date: 2012-04-04 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exspelunca.livejournal.com
I learned it 60 years ago from Other Men's Flowers, an anthology collated by Field Marshal Earl Wavell and he says "Anon" but like the "incest & folk dancing" quotation, a lot of people claim it.

Date: 2012-04-05 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] undyingking.livejournal.com
Heh, I would have guessed A A Milne too. Presumably by subconscious association with the poem about bears eating you if you step on the cracks in the pavement.

(If even that one was him, which I'm now suddenly unsure of…)

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